Wyatt Turner
Copywriter, Friend Enthusiast
Who’s Speaking?
Hi. My name’s Wyatt. I’m a copywriter, photographer, music maker, and Oxford comma advocate. I write for brands, often in a way that upsets AI. In my free time, I think about my two cats, Ohio icon Joseph Lee Burrow, and that one scene in Ratatouille (2007) where Remy combines the cheese with the strawberry. If you have any pressing needs, please dial 911. If you have any less pressing needs, I’m here for you. If you’re a fan of my writing, or an ex lover, please reach out to realsnotreal@icloud.com at any time. It’s been a pleasure speaking with you, albeit a bit one-sided. Cheers.